You Can Stop Wearing Sunscreen Now

August 21, 2017

Forever Labs has the answer to your sunscreen woes: freeze your stem cells and stop wearing it altogether*. Borne of the prestigious Y-Combinator, Forever Labs figured that since stem cells can become any type of cell needed in the body. Using a process that involves a patented device to collect and grow the cells, the company is still seeking FDA approval to inject those cells back into your withered corpse.

*Please don’t actually do this, cancer is real.

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