Protect Yo Neck. And Your Whole Face.

September 27, 2017

The future is here and it’s paranoid. Since announcing that Apple X would be unlocked by face-ID, certain members of the tech community have gone a little chem-trail. And where there’s nervosa, there’s commerce. A business in China has already taken to the web, selling terrifying (and frankly, a little BDSM-y) masks to ensure your phone’s security while you sleep. Because who knows what shady creature will attempt to unlock your phone during your slumber. Seems like the least of your problems at that point.

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